Friday, December 14, 2012

Jokes


                                                 Pregnant lady 


There was a lady who was   pregnant . Once she walk on a road and one man saw her and say why is your stomach very big ? "she told because I have a baby inside my stomach .he says do you love your baby ? she said 'yes I love my baby very much .than he said that if you love your baby than why do you eat your baby hahaha..................... :D

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
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“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
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Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…
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“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
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The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
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“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
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The old man smiled and said…
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“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”
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MORAL……….
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Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

                                     

When I was Studying My Mom Was
calling me..
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But I did not respond.. I was deeply
involved in
Studies But she Called me again n
again..
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I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near plz I want toStudy, I
want to Study My Mom Slapped me and
said Stop Dreaming
"Wakeup n Study..