Friday, December 14, 2012

Jokes


                                                 Pregnant lady 


There was a lady who was   pregnant . Once she walk on a road and one man saw her and say why is your stomach very big ? "she told because I have a baby inside my stomach .he says do you love your baby ? she said 'yes I love my baby very much .than he said that if you love your baby than why do you eat your baby hahaha..................... :D

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted…
.
“Dad, look the trees are going behind!”
.
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed…
.
“Dad, look the clouds are running with us!”
.
.
The couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man…
.
“Why don’t you take your son to a good doctor?”
.
.
The old man smiled and said…
.
“I did and we are just coming from the hospital, my son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.”
.
.
.
.
MORAL……….
.
Every single person on the planet has a story. Don’t judge people before you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.

                                     

When I was Studying My Mom Was
calling me..
.
.
.
But I did not respond.. I was deeply
involved in
Studies But she Called me again n
again..
.
.
I shouted Plz Leave me to Study,
My exam is near plz I want toStudy, I
want to Study My Mom Slapped me and
said Stop Dreaming
"Wakeup n Study.. 




Friday, November 9, 2012

Mama I'm Coming Home Lyrics


I'm a great fan of Ozzy Osbourne. So, today I'm posting the lyrics of his famous song - Mama I'm coming home which is one of my favorites.

Times have changed and times are strange 
Here I come, but I ain't the same 
Mama, I'm coming home 
Times gone by seem to be 
You could have been a better friend to me 
Mama, I'm coming home 

You took me in and you drove me out 
Yeah, you had me hypnotized, Yeah 
Lost and found and turned around 
By the fire in your eyes 

You made me cry, you told me lies 
But I can't stand to say goodbye 
Mama, I'm coming home 
I could be right, I could be wrong 
Hurts so bad, it's been so long 
Mama, I'm coming home 

Selfish love yeah we're both alone 
The ride before the fall 
But I'm gonna take this heart of stone 
I just got to have it all 

I've seen your face a hundred times 
Everyday we've been apart 
I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 
'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm coming home 
I'm coming home 

(Solo) 

You took me in and you drove me out 
Yeah, you had me hypnotized 
Lost and found and turned around 
By the fire in your eyes 

I've seen your face a thousand times 
Everyday we've been apart 
I don't care about the sunshine, yeah 
'Cause Mama, Mama, I'm coming home 
I'm coming home 
I'm coming home 
I'm coming home

Ok, this much for today. I'll post more lyrics and my own poems in the days ahead!